August 12, 2005
We are forgoing this week's SLANDER EDITION FRIDAY to bring you something that we haven't had around here in quite awhile: REAL GOSSIP from a reader:
Just thought I would pass on a sighting that I had Monday night-- DICK ENRICO of 2nd Wind Exercise Equipment was enjoying an x-large Blizzard at the DQ Grill and Chill on Excelsior in St. Louis Park. He was fully immersed in the Blizzard, which he devoured at rapid speed. His face really is THAT red, BTW. Though he was enjoying a wholly American pastime, he looked less than happy as he sat solo in his booth. We were most interested in getting updates on his metro-sexual bachelor son, Rick (from The Bachelorette). Anyways, a definite *star* sighting.
Thank you, gentle reader! You know what this means? Dick is out in the wild! Everybody, please keep your eyes peeled for sightings of him consuming more food around town and report back!