August 5, 2005
For this Slander Edition Friday, we bring you...
THE FABULOUS LIFE OF CYNDY BRUCATO!!
Cyndy begins her day like no normal person. While the rest of us are getting up at the crack of dawn to head off to work, Cyndy doesn't stir until around 10 AM, where she pulls back her satin sheets and then heads downstairs in her Wayzata home, where she is treated to a daily massage from her houseboy, Raoul. After her message and "happy ending," she takes a long relaxing bath in combination of diamonds, caviar, and various Khiel's products. After a quick Botox treatment, she's off to lunch at the exclusive eatery Champp's, where she treats herself to a small salad and 4-7 screwdrivers. Then, she usually passes out in the back of her SUV for the remainder of the afternoon, until Mike Binkley calls to remind her that she has to be at the station at 8 PM. Cyndy usually stumbles into KSTP around 9 PM, then spends an hour in makeup and has a last minute Botox touch-up before she goes on the air. It truly is a Fabulous Life.
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