Friday, August 05, 2005

August 5, 2005

Slander Edition Friday

For this Slander Edition Friday, we bring you...





THE FABULOUS LIFE OF CYNDY BRUCATO!!

Cyndy begins her day like no normal person. While the rest of us are getting up at the crack of dawn to head off to work, Cyndy doesn't stir until around 10 AM, where she pulls back her satin sheets and then heads downstairs in her Wayzata home, where she is treated to a daily massage from her houseboy, Raoul. After her message and "happy ending," she takes a long relaxing bath in combination of diamonds, caviar, and various Khiel's products. After a quick Botox treatment, she's off to lunch at the exclusive eatery Champp's, where she treats herself to a small salad and 4-7 screwdrivers. Then, she usually passes out in the back of her SUV for the remainder of the afternoon, until Mike Binkley calls to remind her that she has to be at the station at 8 PM. Cyndy usually stumbles into KSTP around 9 PM, then spends an hour in makeup and has a last minute Botox touch-up before she goes on the air. It truly is a Fabulous Life.


That's all for this week. Don't forget to take our survey. We will post the results on Tuesday!

Thursday, August 04, 2005

August 4, 2005

Slanderazzi!




Another exclusive photo from our downtown St. Paul series. We caught Lisa Johnson of Woodbury canoodling with an unidentified male. This shot was taken right after they groped heavily in the red car behind them. Lisa may be rich and famous, but apparently morals don't come with that package... Perhaps we should let her husband know about her little escapades? FOR SHAME!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

August 3, 2005

Sorry, no post today. Please continue to contribute to our survey. Thank you.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

August 2, 2005

Slanderous Cities!



We thought that we'd be like one of those "real" Minneapolis publications and give out some best-of awards. You will have one week to vote, and the results will be posted next Tuesday. Let's begin!

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