Friday, July 22, 2005

July 22, 2005

Slander Edition Friday

Another slanderous end to another slanderous week.

* Belinda Jensen is so upset about the new MN Speak shirt pictured above, that she has taken to sitting outside of MN Speak headquarters with a hockey mask and a baseball bat. That being said, we here at Slanderous Minneapolis encourage everybody to purchase one. They can be found here.

* WCCO's Pat Kessler was seen at The Local in downtown Minneapolis drinking heavily at the bar. Although this statement normally wouldn't be unusual, we offer this twist: he was drinking gravy.

* Josh Hartnett's career is apparently dead enough right now that if you look very closely, you'll see him pictured in the back of a National American University commercial.

* Speaking of dead, MN State Fair Pickle Contest Winner Genevieve Span has been dead for five years and unbeknownst to her, the Gedney Corporation has been selling her pickle recipe without giving her royalties. For shame!!!

Have a happy weekend.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

July 21, 2005


For today's edition of Slanderazzi, we obtained a photo of Bob and Nancy Kochever of Eagan:

We caught Bob and Nancy in downtown St Paul right after they finished dining at the exclusive restaurant Quizno's. One of our operatives attempted to get an autograph from Nancy, but she got all diva on him and threw her Diet Pepsi in his face, then proceeded to demand a private dining room from the Quizno's manager. A Slanderous warning: if approaching Bob & Nancy Kochever, use extreme caution, since the level of bitchitude is extremely high.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

July 20, 2005

Humpday Hotdish Hoedown

Another Wednesday, another hotdish. We have decided to dedicate this one to Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts. Who needs the right to choice when you have such a fucking delicious hotdish?

Roberts Hotdish

- 8 potatoes - peeled and sliced thin
- 4 carrots, sliced thin
- 1 pound ground beef
- 2 cans condensed tomato soup

Cook the ground beef, then mix with the carrots and potatoes. Place in a baking dish and spread tomato soup on top. Sprinkle with fritos, then cover and bake at 375 degrees for 60-75 minutes. Crack open the Bible and get ready for some good eatin'!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

July 19, 2005


We've been hitting the streets again and found this exclusive photo of Mary Johnson from Inver Grove Heights:

Celebrities are just like US! Here, Mary is shown casually dressed in a pink blazer from TJ Maxx and cowboy hat from the Hat Barn in Wisconsin Dells. She was taking a brief rest from shopping at the IDS Center. You saw it here first!!