July 22, 2005
Another slanderous end to another slanderous week.
* Belinda Jensen is so upset about the new MN Speak shirt pictured above, that she has taken to sitting outside of MN Speak headquarters with a hockey mask and a baseball bat. That being said, we here at Slanderous Minneapolis encourage everybody to purchase one. They can be found here.
* WCCO's Pat Kessler was seen at The Local in downtown Minneapolis drinking heavily at the bar. Although this statement normally wouldn't be unusual, we offer this twist: he was drinking gravy.
* Josh Hartnett's career is apparently dead enough right now that if you look very closely, you'll see him pictured in the back of a National American University commercial.
* Speaking of dead, MN State Fair Pickle Contest Winner Genevieve Span has been dead for five years and unbeknownst to her, the Gedney Corporation has been selling her pickle recipe without giving her royalties. For shame!!!
Have a happy weekend.