June 24, 2005
You've waited patiently for a new SLANDER EDITION FRIDAY and we are here to deliver. Embrace the lucious libel:
* KSTP's Joe Schmit was seen at City Billiards last Thursday night, but he was focused on a different kind of eight-ball. Namely, cocaine. By 11pm, he was doing lines right off the pool table. Normally, this sort of behavior would get someone booted from the bar, but Schmit was considered to be "too big of celebrity," so he carried on until approximately 11:30.
* When submitting a recent story for the Pioneer Press, Charley Walters was called into his boss's office... to discuss major editing. He was instructed to stop sharing his views on the gospel through his sports stories.
* Pat Miles is a karaoke champion. She sings at Medina Entertainment Center every Friday evening under the name "Matty Piles." She specializes in Journey.
* Guess what? The main writer for Slanderous Minneapolis will be on vacation next week!
Actually, that last item is true. We will be on vacation all week next week, and thus, not writing anything on the site. We will try to make it up to you. HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!