May 27, 2005
This week, we had a religious experience. Sometimes, we are very mean to people in our Slander Editions. We figure if we can (hot)dish it, we can take it. Today, we turn the focus to ourselves:
* Did you know that the Slanderizer is really a 300 lb., 45-yr-old woman who sits in her room all day watching court shows and surfing the web?
* The weekly hotdish recipes featured on Slanderous Minneapolis all contain subliminal instructions to add poison. Unless you hate the people you're serving, it is strongly advised that you do not make any of the hotdishes that they post.
* The Slanderizer drinks milk straight from the carton, doesn't clean up after his/herself when they poop on the sidewalk, doesn't help old ladies cross the street, and once spit on a nun.
Okay, we're getting lazy. A holiday weekend is upon us, so we really should be thinking about how great this country is instead of publishing this mindless dribble. Please enjoy your holiday and join us on Tuesday for another TOTALLY LEGITIMATE INTERVIEW.