April 22, 2005
It’s a slanderous day in the neighborhood; won’t you be our neighbor? We thought we’d mix it up today by making today’s post into libelous mad libs. Please play along at home!
* CJ was seen _______________ (verb ending in “ing”) with _______________ (local celebrity) in the bathroom of a New Brighton Hardee’s.
* Need _____________ (illegal drug)? Tim Blotz has 500 lbs in his basement, worth an estimated $___________(numeric amount)!
* Local businessman Denny Hecker owes more to his success than just good business sense. Every ___________ (day of the week) night, he sacrifices ____________ (cute animal, plural) to his god, _______________ (nonsensical word).
* The entire staff of Slanderous Minneapolis had sex with ________________ (local sportscaster) at the _____________ (MN sports team) game last week. It was _____________ (adjective).
That was fun! Tune in on Monday for a special report from the East Coast!