April 15, 2005
Since last week’s CJ focus was so fun, we thought we’d refine our focus again this week, namely on the staff of KARE 11:
* Amy Hockert has recently fallen ill. She received a tapeworm earlier this year while eating a day-old burrito out of Julie Nelson’s trash.
* We recently spotted Pat Evans making out with us at our house. It was hot.
* Scott Goldberg may cover the news professionally, but he covers little else. We saw him at a local “message parlor” walking around completely nude. It was hot.
* Diana Pierce is really 70 years old. She has developed a new age-defying technique: drinking botox. This helps immobilize her organs, creating a youthful, outward glow.
* Belinda Jensen is making some cash on the side by growing marijuana in her garden. Trust us, it’s not worth half of what she’s charging.
Happy Weekend to all, and to all a good night.