Friday, March 25, 2005
But first.... a real report from a reader.
Was I the only one in the world who saw Bridgette Bornstein captioned Bridgette Jones during Tuesday’s 10 PM broadcast? While reporting on the Red Lake shootings? Classy.
Thanks, we didn't see that, since the queer didn't pay his cable bills, so now I (the intern, that is) have no television to watch.
Remember, it's all only partially true, meaning mostly not true at all, since it's slander...get it?
That buttmunch Mark Mallman apparently has a passion for just that: eating assholes, particularly those of small puppies. He also sucks dick (proverbally speaking, since his music blows).
"Minnesota Bound" host Ron Schara has got the fever for the flava -- of transexual Puerto Rican prostitutes!
KARE-11 weekend anchorette Amy Hockert saves her used tampons. I don't know why.
Local big fish in a small pond Josh "J-Hart" Hartnett was seen being thrown out of the T.G.I. Friday's in Plymouth for exposing himself to an eight year old girl, his half-drunk Mudslide, and his waiter.