March 18, 2005
Yes, we're hungover and attempting to get green beer out of our girdle, but we will still fulfill our obligation of making-up some slanderous sass:
* Moon, of Moon & Stacy of KS95 fame, apologized on-air last Monday for flashing Stacy's sister on a recent trip to Arby's.
* Not only is former MN Senator Rod Grams planning to run again in 2006, but he's planning on getting a quickie gay marriage before he outlaws them. His lover Brad, an employee at Chanhassan Dinner Theater, was unavailable for comment, but looked fabulous in a speedo, from what we could tell through our binoculars.
* Not only does CJ eat babies, but she eats burgers too. We spotted her last night, post-bar, at McDonald's with a tray full of double cheeseburgers. When her friend attempted to take one off her tray, CJ bit her like a rabid dog. Sigh... Can't somebody get this woman under control???
* Eric Perkins strikes again! He was spotted taking a giant dump on the corner of Franklin and Lyndale last night around 6:00pm.
Happy weekend, everybody!