February 11, 2005
Disclaimer: This is all fake, don't sue us, blah, blah, blah.
And now, on with the slander!
* Diana Pierce was recently seen leaving the office of James Hoffman, an area plastic surgeon. Is it just us, or do her eyes look a bit younger?
* Rumor has it that Dick Enrico is a giant douchebag. Minneapolis Girl Scout Emily Anderson reports that not only did Dick refuse to purchase cookies from her, but he threw a drink in her face before slamming the door.
* Anyone else wonder why CJ didn't write half of her columns this week? One word: diarrhea.
* Indie-rap favorite Slug was recently seen purchasing a Celine Dion cd at Sam Goody.
* Was anybody else aware that KSTP's Dave Dahl is a transvestite by night?
* Conservative blogger and TCF VP Scott W. Johnson is apparently a big fan of pornography. He was recently spotted hanging out at Sex World for four hours.
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