Wednesday, September 07, 2005

September 7, 2005

Celebrity Sighting

We had been planning on giving you our State Fair lowdown, but this is too important. A reader writes:

Sunday afternoon I went to Kowalskis (in Uptown) and saw Hartnett (yawn) with mother fucking Scarlett Johannson. I stood next to him and made sure he'd check me out (he did look over, but it may have been because of my extreme height, hopefully it was my short shorts). After getting rung up, I walked back to produce to make SURE it was her and it was. Not very stylish by the way, but very happy. sort of smiling to herself, REALLY enjoying the grocery store, and throwing some skips in her step, seriously.

Like a true loser, I walked ahead of them and got into my car, then followed them out in their Toyota Hybrid. Followed
them for a few turns then suddenly felt really guilty and left them be. She's short.

WOOH! Real celebrity gossip!!!


Anonymous nick said...

wheres the flick? i also saw them, only at Chang

3:38 PM  
Blogger Douglas T. Allbright said...

From the most recent Gawker Stalker:

A few days ago, in first class with Scarlett Johansson from Minneapolis to New York. She’s a bit uptight and doesn’t even say excuse me when she pushes people out of the way to get to the rest room. Her parents should have done a better job with the manners part.

12:38 AM  

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