Friday, September 16, 2005

September 16, 2005

Slander Edition Friday

This is sort of a strange Slander Edition Friday. Normally we would make up random things about local news anchors, but today we thought it was important to address some recent correspondence we have received from fans. We received the following fan letter two days ago:

To: Slanderous Minneapolis
From: A Random Douchebag
Subject: Let's Clean Up the Language

I find your website somewhat amusing, but let's do without the profanity. It is totally unnecessary and is a sign of ignorance. You won't see any of that on Jason DeRusha's blog. I love the guy. How about a scoop on Esme (a.k.a. Little Miss No Personality) on WCCO--their black magic marker eyebrow queen?

This particular letter came from a fan who's e-mail address contained the name of one of those Internet pyramid scheme companies. Apparently, this person has enough time on their hands "working from home" and making "$3,000 a week" that they have assessed the occasional swearing on this site and deemed it as "ignorant."

It's funny how the world works, because we happened upon this e-mail in our inbox as well:

To: Slanderous Minneapolis
From: Esme Murphy
Subject: I Fucking Love Your Fucking Website!!!

Hey your website is the fucking bomb. I love it when you make fun of KSTP becuz there newsteem is retarded and r a bunch of assholes that can kiss my ass. i love derusha's blog but i like yours because you swear and are totally sasssy and bithcy and fucking great. STay tight homey.


So there you have it, random douchebag. The scoop on Esme Murphy is that she loves swearing and loves our blog. Case closed.


Anonymous Ange said...

I LOVE the SWEARING. Keep the F Bombs rolling!

11:52 AM  

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