Wednesday, August 31, 2005

August 31, 2005

Humpday Hotdish Hoedown!

Given that the State Fair is happening as we speak, we feel that it would be a disservice to encourage anybody to cook. For our non-Minnesota readers, we will clue you in to a lesser-known fact about our fair state: hotdish is the official food of Minnesota, except throughout the duration of the State Fair, at which point the official food becomes anything you can deep-fry on a stick and wash down with a bottomless cup of root beer flavored milk. We wish we were making this up.

Oh, who are we kidding? We LIVE for deep-fried goodies at the State Fair, after last-call at the bar, on Tuesday nights, etc., etc. We know that you think of the Slanderizer as a trim, well-dressed, hot person but in actuality, we are morbidly obese, permenantly Zubazed, and always seem to have hot grease dripping down our chin. In other words, we blend into the Fair crowds perfectly. See ya there!


Blogger Leab said...

Why not make Hot Dish on a stick then? Come on Slanderizer, in the immortal words of Tony Little, "YOU CAN DO IT!"

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