Thursday, April 28, 2005

April 29, 2005

SLANDER EDITION FRIDAY



Okay, people. We all know what "slander" means, don't we? Look it up and we'll excuse you from our legal disclaimer for this week. And now, on to the libel!!

* CJ was at the Viking Bar Wednesday night, pounding down the red wine and pounding her fist on the bar over a copy of the City Pages. Fireballs shot out of her mouth every time she said "SSSScandalous!" or "Mosssssss!" which was often. Kim Ode was at the bar next to her, drinking Mind Erasers and trying to justify her existence. CJ slammed her wine and yelled "Shut up bitccchhhhh!" and then she sneezed and singed Kim's hair off!!!

* Was anybody else aware that KSTP's Cyndy Brucato is really Miss Richfield 1981 in different drag? You heard it here first.

* The Mall of America has seen its fair share of obnoxious activity, but none as obnoxious as 1280 AM's Hugh Hewitt. Last Thursday, this conservative talk radio host was caught molesting 11-yr-old boys on Camp Snoopy's Mighty Axe. For shame.

* Randy Shaver, why won't you return our calls?

That's all for this week. Tune in Monday for more of what you love.

2 Comments:

Blogger Admin Worm said...

Bravo from a fellow Twin Cities' blogger!

3:06 PM  
Blogger ETC said...

Don Shelby is a Bitch dot com

9:01 PM  

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