Thursday, February 03, 2005

February 3, 2005

Day of Declarations

Declaration #1:

As the authority in Minneapolis gossip, we are aware that Christina Applegate is in town for the musical, Sweet Charity. We are aware that many of you will probably see her and be sending in gossip, but we at Slanderous Minneapolis would like to declare that we will not print any of it unless it is in relation to a local celebrity. You see, we signed a pact with the devil long ago to only report on local celebrities. Unfortunately, Ms. Applegate falls into the category of real celebrity. We'll let CJ print and drool over every sighting of Christina around town while we focus on what we do best.

Declaration #2:

Speaking of CJ...

We would like to challenge CJ to a public duel. That's right; you heard it here first. We're ready to take this gossip columnist rivalry to a new level: a bowling contest? A drinking contest? A three-legged race? A karaoke showdown? Send any suggestions here:

Don Shelby, since I believe that we're on your good side again, could we ask you to host? Let us know!

And remember, tomorrow is SLANDER EDITION FRIDAY! Get excited and send your


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