Wednesday, February 02, 2005

February 2, 2005

Groundhog Day



We’re hoping that none of you woke up this morning consistently reliving the same day over and over again. We were trapped there for awhile, repeatedly seeing "Harold & Kumar," gorging ourselves on Galactic Pizza, and getting into a fight with a crack whore at the VFW, but we found the true meaning of love and now it’s finally Feb. 2nd. Thank God. Anyway, let’s get on with today’s links:

* A Special Message to Wisconsin: Copying traditions from other states will not redo your image. The country will still view you as cheesehead-wearing, beer drinkers. Be proud of that! It’s better than being associated with characters in the movie “Fargo:” [Star Tribune]

* This is the most awesome Craiglist posting we’ve seen in quite awhile. This guy should come and be one of our interns: [Craigslist]

* Tased & Confused: This is kind of pointless, but we just love tasers so much! Our grandma bought us one from the Pistol Parlor for our 21st birthday (unfortunately, we’re not making this up). It is in a box somewhere because we’re too freaked out to use it, but we salute those who do: [Pioneer Press]

That’s all we have for today. If you happen upon any Groundhog Day celebrity sightings, you know what to do: slanderousminneapolis@gmail.com

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