Thursday, January 06, 2005

January 6 (part 2) in which we hate on CJ

... but first

Celebrity Sighting

Sid and Reusse
Originally uploaded by SlanderousMinneapolis.
I saw sid and reusse at the applebees in block e last week, we were on
our way to see meet the fockers. awful. on the way out of the movie I
saw reusse outside the theatre with leftovers waiting for sid? to get
out of the bathroom. Exciting I know.


Originally uploaded by SlanderousMinneapolis.
Does anybody read CJ's gossip column in the Star Tribune? We sure as hell don't. But, we have heard some hott gossip about CJ herself.

* CJ was recently seen at Oddfellow’s restaurant canoodling with Pat Miles’ ex-boyfriend, attorney Tom Borman. From what we hear, Pat is really pissed off.

* Tonya Puckett is suing CJ for $8,547.77 for asking for 80’s bangs in her Inside Out Boutique, a Minneapolis salon. CJ could not be reached for comment. Word has it that it's not about the money, which Puckett says she will give to charity when repaid. Puckett also added that CJ should stop wearing clothing from Gantos, since the store closed ten years ago.

* CJ was seen wearing an unflattering little number [Ed note: from Gantos?!?] with an asymmetric hemline that calls attention to her lack of height. When asked to comment on her outfit, CJ yelled “The Megamall rocks!” She was visibly intoxicated.

* The Minnesota daughter of Ray Charles performed at a holiday party thrown by attorney David Valentini, et al, at 222 Event Center. The consensus of those polled is that she really can sing. The same people polled also agree 9 to 1 that CJ’s column is less interesting than taking a dump and that nachos are the best appetizer.

Who's the queen of Mpls gossip now, bitch?!? Watch out, CJ, there's a new sheriff in town.

Don't forget our pending contests, resulting in fabulous prizes:

1. Spot Jeanette Trompeter!
2. Make up an MLK Event for the Star Tribune!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, CJ is a lesbian. I was an intern at that paper many moons ago and know...

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If CJ's a lesbian, why does she have a kid? I babysitted him once

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's her real name?

4:54 AM  

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