Thursday, January 27, 2005

January 28, 2005


We need not remind you what slander means. Check a dictionary if you need help (eg. this is all FAKE).

*Dave Pirner was seen at the CC Club last Saturday drinking by himself and playing massive amounts of Soul Asylum on the jukebox.

* Garrison Keillor: is a major suspect in a SE Mpls arson case. When reached for comment, he said "Lake Wobegon has no arson. Let me tell you about the time that they had too many tomatoes." Nice subject change, GK!

* Last weekend, the Warner's Stellian Bitch: was seen at Eden Prairie Center, drunk off her ass. She threw up in a potted tree, then proceeded to buy discount Champion sweatpants at Mervin's.

* A certain Minneapolis blogger/Euro-wanna-be, [redacted] is apparently sleeping with Rudy Boschwitz's wife. He certainly doesn't blog about this, but then again, we wouldn't know, since nobody actually reads [redacted]'s blog.

* Mary Lucia, local dj legend and current dj on the new MPR station The Current, was seen at the CC Club drinking by herself and playing massive amounts of Spin Doctors on the jukebox.

And that's it for SLANDER EDITION FRIDAY! Please participate next week by sending your slander to: (you can also send real stuff here).

Have a good weekend.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mervyn's is no longer around and thus gone from Eden Prairie Center. I know, I know - it's a fake news item but still - throw a little credibility in there!

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a Target Greatland there. Maybe she could get her sweatpants there, as well as some Suave conditioner, a Biore facial moisturizer and one of those color-your-hair-at-home kits.


10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't that Watson's slut be a Slander Edition Friday mainstay?

10:29 AM  
Blogger Slanderizer said...

Fuck, this is what we get for posting after hitting whiskey night at Suzi's. We're sorry for the discrepancy about Mervin's but seriously, she could have thrown up in a plant at Eden Prairie Center, then went to Mervyn's elsewhere. Use your imagination.

1:01 PM  

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