Thursday, January 13, 2005

January 13, 2005

We would like to officially end our Make up an MLK Event Contest and declare the winner: NOBODY!

That's right. You are all big losers! Not one person sent us anything worth publishing on our blog. That's pretty bad, considering that we aren't a real news source (kind of like Fox and In Touch Magazine). What the hell were we smoking when we thought that you could handle this kind of responsibility? Oh yeah... Marijuana.



Perhaps this stern talking-to will shame you into working extra hard to spot Jeanette Trompeter. Seriously, she's been here for how long and not one of you has seen her pumping gas, canoodling with Randy Moss, or bitching that her morning latte' isn't exactly 160 degrees? For shame. A recap of the contest: spot Jeanette Trompeter, WCCO's newest anchor, tell us about it, and we'll give you a free prize. If you spot her doing something bitchy, the prize is better. Pictures of her are an extra bonus; it's as easy as that. This contest has no expiration date: first person to complete the assignment wins. Hop to it!

Correction:
We guess she's not here yet (thanks to the oh-so-brilliant commentator who posted the same thing twice!). We'll put the contest on-hold until March, but that doesn't make it any less important. We seriously need to get an intern to fact-check for us. Anybody interested?

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Jeanette *isn't* in the cities yet--she won't be up until the end of February. She'll finish out the Feb. ratings period with her station in Des Moines, THEN head up to WCCO.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Jeanette *isn't* in the cities yet--she won't be up until the end of February. She'll finish out the Feb. ratings period with her station in Des Moines, THEN head up to WCCO.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny you rip on the person who accidentally commented twice, when you didn't know Jeanette wasn't even here yet. Committing that kind of oversight hardly puts you in a position to slam others' mistakes.

Your blog is a good idea and might one day grow enough of a fan base to be really entertaining; ripping on posters won't build readership, though.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give this guy a break, dude. Where the fuck are you from? Kansas??

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'CCO calendar boy:
You are too sensitive. Slanderous is all about picking on people. What do you want, another CJ?
-Pops

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has been FIRED!!! She is out.

11:35 AM  

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