Monday, December 27, 2004

December 27, 2004

Welcome back from the Xmas Holiday! This year, we asked for common decency and respect, but instead received a gift certificate to Outback Steakhouse. Bloomin' Onion, anyone?


For all of you who were eagerly awaiting the Star Tribune using the word "handjob" in a headline, your time has come: [Star Tribune] (okay, so we've taken some liberties with this one)

We know that you just blew all of your money on scratch-off tickets, but guess what? You still have to pay your heating bill: [Star Tribune]


Send us your best holiday hotdish, and by that we mean awesome local celebrity gossip. Remember: first person to gawk on Jeanette Trompeter gets a special prize:

Bring it on.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeanette Trompeter is a great person! Good luck in your quest to find something "bitchy" about her.

3:22 PM  

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